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WARNING: MAY CONTAIN REGRET.
Consider yourself warned. The Mystery Box sits cracked open, tempting you anyway — because a little regret never stopped anyone from looking inside. Bold warning-label text wraps around the box, daring you to find out what's inside.
Relaxed, heavyweight streetwear staple — 100% US-grown cotton at 7.5 oz, drop-shoulder oversized fit with a ribbed neck for durability. Each one is hand-tie-dyed, so no two come out exactly alike. This isn't your dad's classic tee, this is premium, a specialty piece. Something to wear on those throwback nights.
WARNING: MAY CONTAIN REGRET.
$41.00
Consider yourself warned. The Mystery Box sits cracked open, tempting you anyway — because a little regret never stopped anyone from looking inside. Bold warning-label text wraps around the box, daring you to find out what's inside.
Relaxed, heavyweight streetwear staple — 100% US-grown cotton at 7.5 oz, drop-shoulder oversized fit with a ribbed neck for durability. Each one is hand-tie-dyed, so no two come out exactly alike. This isn't your dad's classic tee, this is premium, a specialty piece. Something to wear on those throwback nights.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 29 | 19 ½ |
| M | 30 | 21 ½ |
| L | 31 | 23 ½ |
| XL | 31 ½ | 25 ½ |
| 2XL | 33 | 27 ½ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 73.7 | 49.5 |
| M | 76.2 | 54.6 |
| L | 78.7 | 59.7 |
| XL | 80 | 64.8 |
| 2XL | 83.8 | 69.9 |